Saturday, March 28, 2015

Chapter 3-Chelsea Would


After the meet and greet the producers thought it best if I let the boys seek me out instead of the other way around.  They were also suggesting we do more group activities this season.  Something about them being worried about the FCC and some kind of stupid regulations being violated if things get too out of hand.  I mean they are the ones that included woohoo on the show not me.

Than there was the issue of them being afraid that I was coming on too strong with the guys.  Can you imagine that?  Me? Coming on too strong with the guys?  Now whatever would have given them that idea?  Just because some of the tabloids are portraying me as some kind of Maneater and have given me the name of Chelsea Would, doesn't mean anything.  I'm not going to bite them unless of course they want me to.


I mean what is a girl to do?


When all these hot guys are tempting me.....


and parading around in their undies all day!  If I can't control myself it's not my fault.


Rawrr!  Here comes lunch!


Marcus was the first to seek me out and as he told me the story of his unicorn all I could think of was taking his unicorn out for a test drive.


Later on I had a nice talk with Neal about art.  As I tried to paint him a picture of the two of us together, Cody joined the conversation.  That is when I got a different picture in mind.  Did I really have to only have one of them?  The producers were trying to encourage some group activities, but they didn't say what kind of group activities.  I wonder how the FCC would feel about that?


Neal did seek me out again and I was ready to play his organ and I know he could hit all my high notes. Damn that FCC!


Simeon tracked me down for a pillow fight, I much rather some pillow talk but for now a fight will do.  If he wins we will be having plenty of pillow talk or maybe we won't be talking at all.


Tomorrow was elimination day and they all knew it so Clayton made sure to flirt a little before bed, I guess he wanted to get a few points in before the night was over and if we didn't have these stupid rules he would have scored.


I couldn't sleep so I decided to tell a few ghost stories, Cody, Ceil and Kellan all seemed intrigued. I ask you again, do I really have to settle for just one?  Seems so unfair.


I know it might seem like I only want to jump their bones but I really do care for all of these guys, each and everyone of them are wonderful in their own way, but this morning I have to send two of them home.  Now I am beginning to realize what all the other bachelors and bachelorettes said about this. This was too much pressure and how do I chose?   I took my time while I came up with my decision which was not easy at all.


Ceil is in first place with 33.41375


Flirting seems to be working for Clayton, he is in second with 32.66875


Cody in third place with 32.09375


Simeon in 4th place with 30.94062


Neal in 5th place with 29.45625


Marcus in 6th place with 21.08125


Zack is in 7th place with 20.16875


Heath is in 8th place with 19.34375


Kellan is in 9th place with 17.35


Eliot is in 10th place with 16.655


Elias is in 11th place with 15.59375


Conifer is in 12th place with 9.517499


Klaus is in 13th place with 4.349999


and Nomo in 14th place with 1.845

Author's Note-Nomo and Chelsea barely talked on the meet and greet and neither one interacted at all.  This surprised me because of how high Nomo was in Donna's challenge, but he was completely different with Chelsea.

Klaus was the same thing, they barely talked during the meet and greet and they didn't talk at all during their time in the house together.


Thursday, March 26, 2015

Chapter 2-It's Raining Men



I did have a difficult time sleeping that first night due to the anticipation of the next day but somehow I managed to get a few winks in.  That morning when I woke up, had some breakfast and than killed some time at the karaoke machine while I waiting with anticipation for my boys to arrive.

It's raining men, Hallelujah!
It's raining men, Amen!


I feel stormy weather movin in, its about to begin

Before I knew it the first taxi drove up and it was time to meet the first of my co stars.  This is meet and greet day so I had to make sure to say hello to each and everyone as they arrived, I thought it only fair to go in order of their arrival so I used the check in book as my guide.


Marcus Ralston was his name and this was his second time on the show.  Like myself Marcus is a genie and I wouldn't mind sharing an itty bitty living space in the cave of wonders with him for 10,000 years. I'm sure there are plenty of ways we can find to pass the time.

The next to arrive was Ceil Lace.


This hottie was genius surely must have gotten an A in chem, because he detected the chemistry between us right away.  Oh boy Oh boy Oh boy Oh boy, now I have to know how well he did in anatomy, he could demonstrate on me if he likes.

Next to arrive was Eliot Holman.


He is a werewolf just like my Dad. I bet this Party Animal has a bit of magnetism to him.  He whispered a few sweet nothings in my ears, which certainly did impress me.  He told me he was enchanted by my beauty and from the look on his face I knew he was telling the truth.  Afterall who isn't enchanted by my beauty.


The next gentlemen to arrive was Clayton Colgate.


I can tell that this Family Oriented Man was ready to jump right into the action.  He was the first one who was brave enough to flirt with me right from the start, now that scored some points with me for sure.

The next to arrive was Zack Hewitt


Zack scored some points right away by promising to take my out dancing after this was all over and I bet he would be fun to hang around with.  This warlock has a great sense of humor and I am sure he can work some magic with that wand of his.

Next was Nomorerack


This was his second time on the show, he came in second on Donna's season.  He was very eco friendly which my whole entire family would appreciate but his bio also said he had another talent, setting things on fire.  The minute I laid my eyes on him I knew it was true as it was starting to get hot in here.  He was smoking hot and I was burning up.  Heaven help the person who dares to call the fire department.

Next was Cody Jones


I bet this fairy has broken a few hearts along the way.  Its obvious that he has especially with the way he looks in that muscle shirt.  His bio says he is full of energy and loves to party, we will see if he has enough stamina to party with me.

Next is Heathcliff Black


I think..... I think......  I think beefcake is on the menu tonight and I plan to have a feast.  This strapping hot wolf needs to be howling in my bed.  His bio does say he is Athletic and it sure didn't lie, he obviously works out and often.  I think I better plan to hang out in the gym.

The next on the check in list was Kellan Asher


Kellan was also chosen for Donna's season and I am so glad the producers gave this hunk a second chance.  He is a genie like myself and I wouldn't mind rubbing his lamp and he can rub mine anytime he wants.  The only question on my mind is your bottle or mine?

Next to arrive was Elias Tesla


I always knew my favorite color was purple and here is a good reason why.  Elias who was quickly recruited by the military when arriving in Hidden Springs but decided to take a short leave to do the show.  I bet this soldier boy can march to attention and I'm sure he knows the proper way to salute.

Next batter at the plate is Conifer Lace


This guy already had his eyes set on the prize and he started flirting right out of the starting gate.  He hit me with those eyes and I flashed a smile back.  His bio said that he loved fast cars which is fine with me as long as there was a backseat to relax in.

Next on my list was Simeon Tesla


Well this one my Dad would like, he is a wolf and wants to join the force.  Ok he will make Daddy happy to work with a possible future son in law but maybe I should join the force too?  I know I would love to work undercover with him.

Next is Klaus Benson


Klaus was quite the charmer, he told me I had a smile that would brighten any cloudy day.  This blue fairy was so cute that I wouldn't mind buzzing around his fairy house, who knows maybe a can find a way for him to plug my bottle.

Last but not certainly not least Neal Wyman


Neal is a warlock and I have to say he had me under his spell right away.  He had an irrestible charm that no one could deny and it warmed me up right away.  Oh if he wins I'll be riding his broomstick as often as possible.


Well that is all of them and maybe if I call cousin Wolfie and ask him to become a regular on Sunset Valley Idol the producers will let me keep them all.  I doubt he will do that because my father would have a conniption and those two have been partners in crime for a very long time.  Nah!  No chance of keeping them all.   One will have to do but a girl can dream now can't she?


Oh well I will just go back to my karaoke machine:

♫So Many Men, So Little Time
How can I chose?♫

Tuesday, March 24, 2015

Chapter 1-Meet Chelsea


Leaving Aurora Skies was the easiest decision that I ever made.  It was time to start my life elsewhere, where my journey would take me I wasn't sure.  I received word that the reality television show "The One" chose me as the next bachelorette, I saw that as my ticket to out of Aurora Skies and onto bigger and better life.  I'm not deluding myself I know finding true love on this TV shows is highly unlikely but there have been exceptions to that rule.  Just in Aurora Skies alone there was Caleb and Hope and my cousin Tyrone and Lenora, they found true love on this show.   Than there was the one season the girl ended the show early, Erin was her name and she is Hope's sister.  She is now settled down with one of her bachelors, Cal who was America's choice on the voting. And of course there was last season's bachelorette Donna and her winning bachelor Edwin, she was lucky to end up with that hottie.  Ok I guess there have been quite of few exceptions to the rule, and most of them connected to my family in one way or another.  But will I be one of them? Probably not but I am going to have a damn good time trying to find out.

They sent me a first class ticket to location where this season’s show would take place. Every season there was a different vacation spot chosen to host the show and I was actually hoping for an island paradise but when I heard Hidden Springs I screamed with delight as I always wanted to visit.  Already this little adventure of mine as my father likes to call it was starting out well.


My Dad didn't take any of this well at all.  He really wanted me to stay home as he didn't want to lose another daughter.  My sister Katherine had to move away to a non disclosed location for her own safety.  I did miss Katherine but we were never close.  Katherine always seemed to be a stick in the mud and never wanted to have some fun.  Now my cousin Starr she knew had to have fun, but Katherine no.  I could imagine her reaction to me being on this show would be worse than Dad's.  To say my Dad was not thrilled at all that I would be the prize for several eligible bachelors was an understatement.  Let’s just hope he retires from the police force before the finale and is forced to turn in his gun.  I really don't want him to own a shotgun after the finale airs because I fully intend to live up to my side of the contract.  The show will get it’s usually finale which I intend to enjoy.  My father will probably have a heart attack but I have to grow up sometime and he will have to accept it.


The first day I had to myself to get used to the house and familiarize myself with the bios on each of the guys.  The place was a resort and for the next few weeks the gentlemen and I had the place all to ourselves.  Well ourselves and of course the viewers of The One which was one of the highest rated reality show second only to Sunset Valley Idol.  My cousin Wolfie's guest appearances on Sunset Valley Idol always seemed to boost the ratings higher and the ironic part of it all he only agrees to appear on this show due to events that happen on this show.  Oh well he won't have to guest judge next season as this genie plans to spend some quality time with the winner.


As I walked into the house I couldn't believe how beautiful and large it was.  And I had this place to myself for the whole night?  Geez I think I'm going to get lost in this place.  


The first thing I noticed when I walked in was the dining area complete with a bar and Yes!  An Espresso machine!  The first thing I went for was a Carmel latte and I would be back later on for a Margarita when it was time to lounge out by the pool.  


I plan to spend a lot of time relaxing at the pool with a cocktail by my side, and if these guys want to score some points with me they will be sure to make sure my glass is never empty. 


The living room area had a large TV and video games, along with a few other games and a pool table.


Upstairs there was a party room with a karaoke machine.  Oh we are definitely going to have a karaoke party.  In fact there will be a party every single night, there is no way I am going to pass up the chance to have my dance card full.


Next was the gym, I already pictured this place with hot sweaty guys in muscle shirts or possibly no shirts at all flexes their biceps and every single one of them is there to show off for me.  The thought of it was already getting me hot under the collar.  I had to get out of there because the thought was driving me crazy and I needed to cool off.


I went out to the back with the idea of cooling off and there was the biggest damn pool I had ever seen.  Well so much for cooling off, those sweaty guys working out before turned into hot guys lounging out by the pool in their swim suits and possibly if I got lucky maybe a couple of them would go skinny dipping like on Erin's challenge.

  
Oh Daddy would not like that at all, I could see him wolfing out over that.  Well sorry Daddy, you are just going to have to deal.



Later on I went into my room and started to review all the information on the guys, their bios with pictures and all.  They were arriving tomorrow and I couldn't wait for the sun to come up.  There were 14 of them on the way and each and every one of them special in their own way and all of them just for me.  Going over the rules I noticed none of them would have access to me room until the end.  Ok I could live with that but I couldn't live with the letter I written especially to me.

Dear Ms Wood,

As you know you have been contracted to provide us with our usually finale with woohoo with the winner.   Due to the fact that we enjoy having your cousin Wolfie Landgraab as a guest judge on Sunset Valley option and we do not want to upset him in any way possible, we have already lifted that restriction.  He has already contacted us on behalf of your father and we have already agreed.

We hope that you enjoy your time on The One and that you find your true love on the show.

Sincerely,

Going Solo Productions


What!  My father and Wolfie already restricted the ending!  Damn! Damn! Damn!

Well just because they restricted it from airing on television, doesn't mean its not going to happen.  Nice try, Dad!  


Now bring on the boys!

To be continued......